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Vikings top Chiefs 27-16

The preseason opener was pretty dull, but it was nice to see Daunte lead one perfect drive. Good to see Travis Taylor play well. Good to see my boy Mewelde Moore play real good. Ciatrick Fason looked good. The revamped D was solid. I pray Edinger gets the kicking job.
Troy Williamson didn't play. Funny how he's hurt already. Nice draft pick.>:

Elsewhere, Rex Grossman broke his ankle against the Rams and is out 3-4 MONTHS! So scratch my "Packers finish last" prediction. The Bears are DONE!

The Patriots won their preseason opener. Their backup QB started and played real well. That'd be SO funny if it turned out its the offensive system that's great and Brady ain't so hot after all.

McNabb spoke out against T.O. Donovan has become one of my absolute favorite players. Interesting note: this supposed "secret waiver" T.O. says he signed before the Super Bowl? IT NEVER HAPPENED!

Taisu

Jessica Alba was in town?? Dude, I'd have kicked the crap out of Jeter and run off with his woman!

The Vikings lost to the Jets in preseason game #2 and really played like shit. Tons of penalties, several turnovers, and even an injury to Ciatrick Fason. Troy Williamson played and caught a TD, but that was against the 2nd and 3rd teamers for the Jets. He's gonna be a total bust, I just know it.

The Packers lost tonight to Buffalo, but Favre played well again.

Antonio Gates is a LOSER!! One good year and he holds out and now is gonna be suspended by the Chargers. I hope he suffers a Kellen Winslow Jr. and never plays again!>:

Cedric Benson is still holding out too. I don't blame him though, cause who'd wanna play for the Bears? Do the names Rashan Salaam and Curtis Enis ring a bell?

AFC EAST:
1. NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS 16-0
Oh yes, they've tormented me for years now. Winning literally every game is all that's left.
2. NEW YORK JETS 11-5
Adding Ty Law is big. Getting Coles back is big. They can do big things as a team if they can avoid those 2 or 3 puzzling losses they always seem to suffer.
3. BUFFALO BILLS 7-9
McGahee and the defense will make them competitive, but Losman needs to prove to me that he's worthy of being handed a starting spot.
4. MIAMI DOLPHINS 3-13
They'll probably be competitive, but again they have no QB so they won't be able to score points. They CAN probably score some killer weed though!

AFC NORTH:
1. BALTIMORE RAVENS 11-5
Thye burned me last year, but I'm back on the bandwagon Boller made progress last year(and now he's got Derrick Mason and the rookie Clayton), and they'll have Lewis the whole way. And the D remains the best in the NFL.
2. CINCINNATI BENGALS 10-6
The key is reversing the trend of slow starts to the seasons. Early wins and this team is heading to the playoffs.
3. PITTSBURGH STEELERS 10-6
Last year was one of those perfect seasons(until the bitter end of course). Ben will have a bumpier year(no DysPlexico), but a playoff spot is certainly possible.
4. CLEVELAND BROWNS 4-12
Crennell will have this team very good in a few years. For now though, they'll be in the Matt Leinart hunt.

AFC SOUTH:
1. INDIANAPOLIS COLTS 13-3
Same old. The offense will be unstoppable(except for one game). The D will be better with Corey Simon. Easy division means plenty of cheap wins.
2. JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS 8-8
For a team on the verge of the playoffs, they didn't really improve much. And last year they had a lot of luck.
3. HOUSTON TEXANS 6-10
They remain the most non-descript team in the NFL.
4. TENNESSEE TITANS 3-13
McNair should've retired. This depleted team has nothing left.

AFC WEST:
1. KANSAS CITY CHIEFS 10-6
The offense can still be scary, and they've upgraded the defense to at least respectibility.
2. SAN DIEGO CHARGERS 10-6
My gut tells me they're gonna tumble, but that offense is still excellent, and I can't imagine Brees sucking again after his breakout year. But they won't sneak up on teams this year either.
3. DENVER BRONCOS 8-8
Really, who wants them in the playoffs again anyway?
4. OAKLAND RAIDERS 5-11
They could be fun to watch, but adding Moss does not make them a playoff threat.

Playoff Seeds:
1-Patriots
2-Colts
3-Ravens
4-Chiefs
Wild Cards:
5-Jets
6-Bengals

Wild Card Round:
Ravens over Bengals
Jets over Chiefs

Divisional Playoffs:
Patriots over Jets
Colts over Ravens

AFC Championship:
Patriots over Colts(it'll magically snow again just during the game)

NFC EAST:
1. PHILADELPHIA EAGLES 10-6
T.O. WILL be a distraction, no question, making this the team a lot of people thought they'd be last year.
2. DALLAS COWBOYS 10-6
All the offseason moves were right(Bledsoe, Price). And hey, trust Parcells.
3. WASHINGTON REDSKINS 6-10
May not be quite as pathetic on offense this year. That's the best compliment I've got for em.
4. NEW YORK GIANTS 6-10
I saw little from Eli to expect some breakout season. And this team still has little else.

NFC NORTH:
1. MINNESOTA VIKINGS 11-5
Even with the loss of Matt Birk, this should be one of the best offenses. Adding Koren Robinson now gives them a scary WR corps. Mewelde Moore is gonna turn heads. The defense looks improved enough. They don't need to be top 10. Culpepper could be the MVP. If they had a real coach they'd be Super Bowl bound.
2. DETROIT LIONS 10-6
The Garcia loss scares me, but Harrington could be this year's Brees very easily. And the D has been improved too.
3. GREEN BAY PACKERS 6-10
Brett Favre could have another great year. But unless he can play all 11 spots on defense too it won't matter. Teams will carve them up all year long, and they don't have a home field advantage anymore.
4. CHICAGO BEARS 5-11
The NFL's version of the Twins. They won't give up much, but won't score either. I actually think Orton could be alright though.

NFC SOUTH:
1. CAROLINA PANTHERS 11-5
No team's been as injury ravaged as they were last year, and they STILL were one win from making the playoffs. John Fox is a fantastic coach. Delhomme loses Muhsin, but gets Steve Smith back. They're back on track.
2. ATLANTA FALCONS 8-8
They'd seem like a playoff lock. Uh, no! They could seriously start 0-7. They're schedule is BRUTAL! Vick still hasn't quite mastered the offense. If they are .500 at Halloween they can make the playoffs.
3. NEW ORLEANS SAINTS 8-8
Hard to know how they'll play the season. I wouldn't be shocked if they were inspired and put it all together finally. But they could also implode.
4. TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS
There's not much left here. Below average offense, and the D isn't what it used to be by a long shot.

NFC WEST:
1. ARIZONA CARDINALS 9-7
I believe Kurt Warner still has something left, and if he does, that offense can be very good. The D is average, but Zona is always a tough place for opponents to win.
2. ST.LOUIS RAMS 8-8
Mike Martz is so unreliable he could take a bad picture of Miami! The offense will score, the D will be mediocre, and there will be head-scratching wins and losses both.
3. SEATTLE SEAHAWKS 8-8
All they do is underachieve. And the Rams own them.
4.SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS 3-13
Tim Rattay could pull a Drew Brees, but he's got no weapons. Another long year ahead.

Playoff Seeds:
1-Panthers
2-Vikings
3-Eagles
4-Cardinals
Wild Cards:
5-Cowboys
6-Lions

Wild Card Round:
Eagles over Lions
Cowboys over Cardinals

Divisional Playoffs:
Panthers over Cowboys
Eagles over Vikings

NFC Championship:
Panthers over Eagles

SUPER BOWL:
PATRIOTS OVER PANTHERS

Tom Brady wins MVP. And another part of me dies.